Roselina: So Mario where's Jeffy Mario: well he's supposed to be getting ready for school for the teacher said he can't be late anymore
or he will get suspended.
Jeffy: Heyy daddy
Mario: Are you ready for sho- Je-JEFFY!
Jeffy: What?
Mario: Where is your shirt?
Jeffy: OH! my shirt?
I put it on a piggy daddy
Mario: Wha?- a piggy? Rosalina: A real pig?
Jeffy: Mmhm
Mario: J-Jeffy why put your shirt on a pig!
Jeffy: So i can f*ck around and be late for school
Mario:Jeffy you're not gonna be late for school my shirts want a fucking piggy daddy. I'm up for that shit
Jeffy: My shirt is wanna f***king piggy daddy
He love that sh*ts
Mario: Jeffy's where's the pig in the backyard? Oh your shopback?
Jeffy: In the backyard
Mario: Huhhhhh we need your shirt back!
Jeffy: Good luck for that daddy
Mario: Hh-O My God
Jeffy: HEY! Daddy how's shirt thing coming on
Mario: JEFFY! Your shirt there! inside a pig?
Whelp, i cant go to school today!
Ohhh! Jeffy your going to school
Well daddy i cant go to school without my shirt
I'm getting made fun for not having nipples. They'll call me a no nipple having FREAK!
OHH! Jeffy You're gonna go to school with your shirt
You're gonna go with your shirt. Daddy that piggy is rolling around in mud, while wearing my shirt. I know it
I'm gonna wash that shirt and you're going to school with that shirt
It has to be clean now, oh yeah, it's clean
Well mommy school starts at five minutes and I still don't have my shirt, so looks like I don't have to go
OK! I got the Jeffy shirt
Well f*ck
Well Mario I can't believe you got that stain out
I know I can't believe the stain came out eirher, ok Jeffy put your shirt on. Ok dedddy.
All right daddy, I got my shirt on. Jeffy you put your shirt on right?. It is all right daddy's always wearing my shirt
No, Jeffy put on right. Why are you doing this?. I'm f**king around Daddy, so I can be late for school
Wha. School starts in four minutes and there's no way in fuck you're getting me there on time.OH! you wanna bet Jeffy?, put the shirt in right
All right, Jeffy you have your shirt on
*Panic* DADDY! Where's my name?
ITS! NOT IN MY SHIRT!
Mario Jeffy's name must have washed off when you put in the washing machine. I mean it was wrote on there with marker
DADDY! I dont know what my name is, its not write in my shirt anymore
Jeffy you know your name is Jeffy your name is Jeffy!. Hoh, Daddy, I don't know what my name is. Mario Jeffy
gonna be late for school
Ye-Yeah , Jeffy You just try to be late for school. You're trying to miss go come on i will write your name shirt after school
*Ring bell*
Jeffy did you do the homework last night?
Jeffy
Jeffy?
Jeffy?. Oh! ehh hey Junior
Why won't you answer me while I was calling your name?. Cuz I dont know my name Junior, its not writen on my shirt. Yeah, it's not right now my shirt anymore
Oh, yeah, your name is on your shirt anymore. Your name is Jeffy. No
It's not Junior.It Doesn't say it on my shirt. Oh, you only know your name if it's on your shirt. Yeah
Oh, well, I know your name. Give me a shirt. I'll write your name on
You know my name? thanks Junior
All right, there's your name Poopy Butt. Poopy Butt?. Yep. Are you sure its my name Junior?.
Yeah see it's on your nametag, see that, Poopy Butt
WELP! I Guess you're right Junior
Yeahhh Yeah *Little laugh*
All right class, today. I am super Asian, my eyes are super slap today. I can't see shit
So when I call your name on the wrong sheet your answer here
Cuz I can't see you okay first name, Junior! here. Cody here.
Joseph, here, Jeffy,
Jeffy
Class is Jeffy here today?. No Jeffy is not here, but there's a new student
Oh new student? Oh come up here do student introduce yourself to the class. But! Junior
i'm not a new student?. Ye-iya You are, go on the board and introduce yourself Poopy Butt!
Ohkay Junior * Hard little laugh*
Hey class, my name is Poopy Butt. See it on my shirt, Poopy Butt
*Phone Ring
Jeffy's teachers calling me
Hello?. Hello. This is Jeffy teacher. I'm calling to write you a note. Jeffy is no come back at class today. So Jeffy is on BIG!!! Trouble
BIIIIIIIGGGG TROUBLE
Wa- Jeffy didnt come to school today? but i.. i
Drop them off at school you didn't see him? no.. I dont see his cross-eyed ass at all. I think he skip school
I'm so sorry that he skipped
But Jeffy is suspended! you tell him no more skip school
Ohh, If Jeffy is really not in school today, Ima spank him, IMA SPANK HIM SO HARD! (Pretty gay)
OH! My shoes Is untied, now ima figure out how to tie my shoe. (Bitting/Eating)
Really, wish I could see over the steering wheel
I'm sorry. I didn't see you over the wheel of my enormous American vehicle I can't
fix my leg ( cant hear)
Listen here peasnt. I will give you 1 million dollars if you promise not to tell anyone what happened here. A million dollars?
Yes, what is your name son? Poopy Butt.POOPY BUTT, yes, i will make the check out to Poopy Butt
OHHH when Jeffy gets home. I'm gonna beat them. Oh, I'm gonna beat him
Hey daddy
Wa- JEFFY! YOU SKIP SCHOOL TODAY JEFFY?
JEFFY?! YOU SKIP SCHOOL?
Why don't you answer me Jeffy? You just keep quiet cuz you're guilty?. Daddy
Who are you talking to? I'm talking to you! Jeffy. My name is not Jeffy Daddy, its Poopy Butt
See, it on my shirt, Poopy Butt
JEFFY! JUST! because someone write Poopy Butt on your shirt and make your name Poopy Butt? your name is Jeffy
Daddy i still don't know who you're talking to. okay, Poopy Butt you skip school today?. No
i was in school the whole time daddy. Ok Jeffy just because Poopy Butt is on your shirt and make you a name
You know what? I'm take your shirt off. I'm gonna wash it and im gonna write Jeffy on it. All right Jeffy
I cleaned your shirt, and I wrote Jeff be honest see
Yes, let's put it on all right wait Jeffy boy, what's this? Oh my god?
I check from a king a check from a king yeah, hit me way struck
1 million dollars you
Stop celebrating wine you gave them your name as poopy but
Movie, but whoa Jimmy that's not your name. Oh, no, it's not my name is dumping Jimmy
We can't cast this check because he wrote it the poopy buck
And there's no what in this earth named poopy butt well dang just write poopy butt on my shirt
Jimmy doesn't count as your legal name is not on your birth certificate. It's not on your driver's license ID
Except the short with poopy button on it. Oh, man
No, no, no, there's got your way around this i'ma call a lawyer i'ma call Lloyd
Maybe what maybe we can just scratch name out and rain right Geoff yeah
I'll call my lawyer
All right, Mario my fume soon as you called
What seems to be the problem well today my son Jeffy got hit by a truck?
Hold on horn hit by a truck this would get paid as fuck
We'll see you know he already got paid see he got hit by a king and he wrote him a million-dollar check a million dollar
Check I don't see a problem here. What's the problem? Well you see the checks addressed to poopy, bud?
Please tell me your son's name is poopy butt well. No it's not it see my son's name is Jeffy Mario
There's no way you can cash this check now well unless your name is legally poopy butt or his name is legally poopy buck wait
So we can't cash this check. There's no way we can like white Jeffy on it or anything like no Mario no
Looks like a looks like this check is void what I'll just have to take care of this boy out to put in my shredder
Wait you is somebody with your truck man. Well you need to start watching where you're going
You don't even give me any money forget you that oh, he's like that
Why are you crying Mario?
Google today my son Geoffrey got hit by a truck, and he was given a million dollars. My daddy's your son
What is your dad a king yeah, my dad's already man. He doesn't give me any money
Oh look at he musta hit my son and gave him a million dollar check well
Why are you upset if you got a million dollars?
Well, we can't cash the check because when your dad was writing the check my son said his name was poopy butt poopy butt
Yeah, poopy butt so our name isn't legally poopy butt so we can't cash the check so it's a boy chick
Oh wow, that sucks money? Oh, I know Whitley
You know what? Why don't I legally change my name to poopy butt and we hi I'll catch the cheque for you
You'll do that. You'll change your name to poopy butt million dollars Lu do it. Oh. Yeah, okay?
I'll give you the check you go check your native poopy butt we'll catch it. Okay now. What is that? Check? Oh?
Hold on there somewhere the door. I'll be right back okay
Hello, oh. Hey, Marv you hey. What are you doing here? I need to show you something may I come in uh
Yeah, sure come on in is everything okay, Goodman Goodman. Yeah, that's your name Goodman not anymore
It's not well check out my new drivers license wait wait. My name is poopy, bud
Poopy, but would you change your name? Oh, yeah?
Jack, I sure did and now I'm a million dollars richer Mario's
Wha? See after you told me that you and your son wasn't named poopy, but I ran down to the courthouse so fast
I filled out the change name application
I put fucking poopy butt on the application the lady called me up to the window. She said I'll excuse me sir
What would you like your new name to be I looked that bitch in her face and I said
Poopy, but she said excuse me sir. I said booty but
She changed my name, and I went straight to the DMV's office see that picture Mario. I'm happiest fuck well
I even took a picture with a check in my hand they don't want to take the picture Mario, but they did it anyway
names poopy bud
So on the way over here, I stopped by the bank cash that check the teller said may I see photo ID please
Poopy butt check clear as fuck now a million dollars, richer Mario. Thank you
Thank you for the new name, and thank you for the million dollar check. We're just fuck every day morning
Oh
I already got my name change these on my driver's license put me back, or you could call me sup poopy but uh
Mario where's the tape I need ng whoo, I got it get me that
Jack Mario ready to get with a chicken. I need at it. Oh yeah the chick
I'm gonna go ahead and check it even chick. I gotta catch me. Oh man. I'm gonna be rich
Rich that would be bud, Oh, give me that Jake Mario what will Jake?
how do you take come on I need to check right that wait a
Yeah, is it bad. Is that behind what a day?
I know you got it. Go ahead. Give it up